Compositor: Katy J Pearson / Dan Carey
Alligator snapped me up again
Giant tarantula crawling down my leg
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound
Falling down seven flights of stairs
Pulling out my hair
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound
Ten-foot wave could just drag me down
Getting lost, wrong part of the town
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
Forget the names of everyone I met
Learning French and instantly forget
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound
Got my dress caught in the tube door
Step in vomit on the floor
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
Keeps on happening
Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike
Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike
Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike
Dog bite, lightning strike, dog bite